That's it. That's all I have to show for 5 years Stock Options I was issued while working at AOL. I feel so cheated. After all that "hard work", those options they issued so graciously, I was only able to sell 225 shares that were above water. Unbelievable.
What should I buy with my whopping $959.35. Maybe I can use that to buy a big sign that says "Bullshit" and I can plaster it to the side of my apartment? Perhaps I can use the money to buy myself something useful, like, put it as part of my down payment for a new car?
Bah, I gotta go clean up and go to bed. I have to wake up early tomorrow.